Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
My breasts were aching with rage.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
