This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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