The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I'm at about main and main street
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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