We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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