I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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