So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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