All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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