The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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