So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Buhtt sex?
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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