Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Randomize
