6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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