Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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