Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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