she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
This baby is an asshole
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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