im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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