I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The beers last night were like the tears from god
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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