"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
