you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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