So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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