You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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