Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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