She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Randomize