i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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