I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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