butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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