Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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