I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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