So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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