then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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