Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
false alarm, still single
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