whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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