Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
