How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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