I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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