My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
the gays at disneyland are vicious
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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