its not stalking. its research.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Liz is crying about burritos again.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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