So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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