You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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