BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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