This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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