so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
