party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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