Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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