Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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