Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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