doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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