Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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