awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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