do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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