We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Non-Jews are for practice
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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