i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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