You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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