nut hugger
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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