Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
send nudes
from the living room?
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