her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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